Monday, December 7, 2009
Gay Peacock Shagged A Lexus...
A male peacock attempted to hump a blue Lexus in the UK causing thousands of dollars worth of damage to the luxury car due to the numerous scratches and… love bites he left on it as a reminder of his lust. Apparently you’re wondering why we characterized the peacock as “gay”. Well, as Sir Benjamin Slade, the British owner of the peacock explained, peahens (“female peacocks”) are brown and his feathered friend is only attracted to blue cars, so evidently he’s gay. The Brit aristocrat has no doubts whatsoever about his peacock’s sexual preferences as he named it after Ron Davies, a former bisexual Welsh Secretary. What happened to innocent until proven guilty?